Justin Bieber is ruling the world!

Everyone knows GOOGLE = WORLD.
Everyone knows Justin Bieber this little white ass boy.
But do you people know, Justin Bieber is owning the WORLD!?

It's scary when you just type "JU" & see 50% f JB's name in recommendation..



Seriously, you want to ask google, who the hell is Justin Bieber?
(you don't have to type all.. check out below)



Basically, he is just everywhere.. YES, everywhere!









Since you don't have to search "Justin Bieber" for Justin Bieber, what will come out if you search for Justin Bieber?







Ok.. Now we know atleast a little about Justin Bieber. Alright, enough for that, back to business. I'm going for what I really want to search on Google. Here we go.









GOSH! GET OUT OF MY WAY JUSTIN BIEBER!! !@#$#%^



*Post idea by JESSINE CHONG. Thanks :D

Cats

I'm a cat lover.
Cat is like my favourite animal of all time.

You hate cat. I know. You can give me reasons for hating, I know. I bet all your reasons are the reasons I think cats are the awesomest furry creature in the world.



WHY ARE CATS SO EFFIN' CUTE

Ask me now, why cats are cuter than dogs.

through my personal experience + a little bit of research,

I tell you.

Their almond-shaped/Taylor Swift eyes, small noses, medium ears, small paws, and randomness fur colors are the most noticed features.

When they sleep, they don't really sleep on their sides. They sleep with their paws at their muzzles or chest. This creates a toddler type appearance. To cat lovers, this appearance makes them feel happy, which means, makes them see the cat as cute.



& I tell you somemore, when cat lovers see how their cats sleep, a special hormone in a human's gland will be activated. No joke! The cuteness creates well-being, friendly, comfortable feeling. This feeling is stimulated through the brain as motherly or fatherly love, which makes the cat's appearance levels rise. This also makes the cat seem cuter to the human :D

One thing I'm sure cats do better than human. That's being an ATTENTION SEEKER. Imagine a girl, loves people to give attention to her, stands out everytime in every conversation, annoying isn't it? But a cat.. While you and your friends, family, chatting with each other in the living room, a furry creature appears in the middle of you guys, try it's best to seek everyone's attention with it's inappropriate scratching & stuff.. AW!



This would indeed to be traditional cat behavior but I don't care, they close their eyes everytime when they're having their meals! Maybe they can concentrate on the flavour more, I don't know. It's priceless if you get to see Cat mama eating whiskas with kittens beside her drinking milk from a bowl!



I wrote this because I miss my fat cat. Fei Chai has gone for a year.

*Now you know atleast 1 reason why I like Taylor Swift?

I don't need that girl by my side

When it comes to broken-hearted type of songs, David Choi is my all-time favourite (:

*Even until now, no one agrees with me about this :
Listen to sad songs when you're not sad makes you feel extremely good.

Guess I'm just weird. HAHA

How to be fat?

I always wished to put on some weight when I was a bone. But I only wished, didn't really bother or plan anything. After graduated from high school, my "wish" seemed to come true. Successfully, my weight started to increase, & my bones started to have fats around. Which made me feel surprisingly good. Unfortunately sometimes something wouldn't be too good to be too successful, great example in this case, & the the story begins.

Gain weight, no more skele figure, (without work out or work on anthing) sounds good right? But what if your face starts to turn round, and tummy starts to grow? It's happening to me now. I blame myself for being "too successful".

My lifestyle makes this happen. I'm having a WAY better lifestyle compared to last time, at high school. I eat more than last time, exercise less & stay more happy/relaxing now. Everything is very fine for me now, only my "former wish" is bothering me for coming "too true".

Still, I sleep less. Its normal when you sleep less, feel exhausted, you won't grow fat so easily. But when I stay up at midnight til morning everytime, what I do besides playing is eating -.- It's 6-7 meals a day if I don't sleep! Even Kobe can't stop my fats for growing.



Stay up alone.
Horrible habit,
@ 12am+ buy Ramly burger (sometimes buy 2) eventhough I'm not hungry.
@ 2-3am+ 7 eleven, oreo/chipsmore. Or Twisties & stuffie junk food.
@ 4-6am+ I'll usually make myself a cup tea or Milo. Goodness.
@ morning+ when my parents wake up, breakfast time -.-

Stay up outside?
Horrible habit too,
You can't deny for having beer, aka tummy expander or sweet drinks or even food.
During night fever, you think you sweat enough on the dancefloor? Yes you do, but when you come out, you eat again. Double up the sweats you've put out.

I haven't mention during day time. The amount of food I eat during breakfast usually pretty much the same as my lunch. Dinner? Same thing. Fats.

For now, I got no more 3 days hardcore swimming, no more evening basketball. Only swim 1-2 times a week, and basketball for 1 day maximum. (unless there is special schedule)

Bad.

No time for hardcore workout at all though, just a little bit everyday, hopefully it works lol.

If you want to be fat, you can follow my lifestyle as stated above. But if you want to be skinny, erm. Reverse this whole thing. Lol

As you can see now, nothing else bothers me anymore except my fats. Life has been very smooth, I'm lovin' it. Staying single without special lover isn't too bad. Oh, you have the best person in the world to love you? That person isn't perfect, you know that. Well now my life loves me, & it's perfect.

I worked hard on getting this lifestyle actually. Like, settled up everything that needed to, kicked out some people from my life who shouldn't stay, start planning for what's next, & stuff. Pretty selfish sometimes, but that's the way to make life loves you.

To all who still needs to FML everyday, start to make some adjustment okay?

Hot female doctor goes in your pants!

Saw this piece of newspaper randomly on the FLOOR when I was working.
Interesting!



Just incase you don't know shit about Chinese, the title says, hot female doctor asks you to take off your pants. Tell me what reaction would you have besides WTF? The title simply makes all men feel pointless staying healthy.

The article pretty much tells that the hot doctor solves men's sexual dysfunction, or something like that. Her name is Chiang Yi Nee (very familiar name -.-) 30 in age. No surprise if her patients "sexual abuse" her. How about the most popular question from them (male patient)?

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Innocently, in a very attractive way, but gives disappointment, she always tells,
"No I do not have a boyfriend."
"But I have 2 kids already."

LOL that is harsh.

What do you think about this article? "Fake & gay" much? HAHA! I think so. But still have to credit to that person who wrote/created. Made 5 minutes of day.

NBA Finals 2010!

Who will you pick? L.A. Lakers or Boston Celtics?

I'm a die-hard Celtics fan (before KG & Ray came in) so I'm going for "BEAT LA" chants (:

Kobe and mates did a great job by not upsetting their home fans, made homecourt-advantage useful by putting 1-0 over Celtics. Oh wait, don't be over-confident, C's ain't that weak. Remember how Cavs & Magic being thrashed? ;)

Pick a team & tell me some of your prediction. (NBA predicts Boston in 7 though)
I'm interested to read yours. Leave a comment & share, thanks!

want Malaysia?

Take a look at those comments at my previous post, seems like "Malaysia" is gonna be the topic for today. I don't know about other people, but I'm cool living here (maybe because I haven't really been to other countries.) Here is.. just, fine, for me. I only complain about the weather.

You heard it million times before, our G sucks. Yeah they do, but despite that, mostly everything else seems good. For example our food, it's like one of the best on earth, no reason to deny, right? But I know people won't look at the good sides, Malaysians are similar to Singaporeans, complainant. Think about it, think about all suckish problems, actually it all come from the G. Lousy public transport, bribery, systematically fail (LOL) ..

About racism.. I think we will never solve this problem. 1 Malaysia or whatsover, still can't solve. Unless my dear Malay fiends come dine with me at Bak Kut Teh shop or my dear Christian friends can go visit Mosque together with me LOL



I don't really know what to talk about.. or critic. SO just pass,
request for another topic please, share some ideas at the comment section below :D
*If you're on the same boat with me, or you are those good students who don't get good benefits from the G, no emo please. All I want to say is that, They don't really care about us. (: